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What is the fastest way to earn a degree in substance abuse counseling?

Justin Parker

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Curtis Rhodes on January 10, 2018

There is No teacher like first-hand, my advice---get some buttons, shoot about 100ml into your left arm, drop 4-5 hits of some good microdot (preferably cut w/of ethanol, not rat poison), snort 2 grams of coca-cola, after approximately 12 hours after all this, to take about 3 mg of Klonopin. Then, lock yourself in a room painted yellow with some of Daft Punk and Barry Manilow playing with the volume at 11 (if you have the same stereo amp as a Spinal Tap) for 3 days without anything to eat, but Maple and brown Sugar oatmeal, and (of course) Ramen Noodles. THEN you can go directly to a drug rehabilitation center and obtain a top-working position. Also many people that "advisor" in the shtuff about which they know nothing.

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