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What are some funny jokes?

Kevin Sutter

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Kevin Sutter on April 15, 2020

What do you call those men in a car? Answer: Carmen! Q: Why did Tigger look in the toilet? A: he was looking for Pooh! Two dragons walk into a bar; one says, "God, it's hot in here" and another replied, "shut your mouth". The three guys are in a helicopter flying over an ocean. A Japaneseguy, a Spanish guy, and an American. The pilot says, "we are losingaltitude. Throw something out!" The Japanese man throws someelectronics and says, "We have enough of this in our country". The guy throws some marijuana and says, "We have enough of this in our country". The American pushes the Japanese guyand he says, "We have enough of them in our country." Three guys are in a car - Shut up, Your Manners, and Belching. Shut Upis driving and Belches, rolls down the window and the flies. YourManners comes out and sees him. Shut up and follow units intotown. He is speeding and is stopped. The police officer askssir what is your name? he says: "Shut up." The police officer asks him:"Son, what is your name?" Once more, he says, "Shut up." Finally thepolice officer says: "Boy, just tell me your name!" He says that he is street.The cop asks, "Lord, where are Your Manners?" Shut up replies," About a mile and a half back looking for Burping." - - - What can you catch but not throw? A cold. How does a farmer count the cows? A moooooulator Teacher: If you had 25 marbles in your back pocket, 17 in yourleft, and 23 in your right, what would it be? Student: I would like to have heavy pants. Student: I feel sorry for you. Supernintendent: And what is that? Student: it sounds like your bored of education. Why is the Muffin Man of stealing a garden? I needed to flower. 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Doctor: Are you pregnant? Patient: No, I just swallowed a watermelon seed. How did Rick beat his brother up? Rick got up at six and hisbrother up to eleven! Why does the therapist give Neosporin to your patient? There was anappointment! John: you know, my cousin is a pot. Kelly: He must have a lot of warts! What do you get when you cross a rooster and a poodle?Cock-a-POODLE-doo. What is the difference between roast beef and pee soup? No one canroast of the beef, but no one can pee in the soup! What do you get when you come across a toilet, and a gift box? gift box with my shit in it! What to do when your Mom swallows a seed? Get ready for a bigbaby! What do you do when it's cold in Florida? Get ready for DisneyOn Ice! What do you get when you come across a big boat and a paddle? aPaddle of the Ship. Why the roast to call the police? It was not the beef on the loose! Customer: Waiter! Waiter! There is a fly in my fruit salad! Waiter: don't worry, it's just a fruit fly. What is pink and has money? A pinky bank! What do you get when you come across a steering wheel and an ofbeer? A drunk driver! What do you get when you come through the university and a scholarship?The University Of Princeton! Knock Knock! Who's there? Cat. Cat? Caddy, do you Want to play? Knock Knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange? Knock Knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange? Knock Knock! Who's there? grape! the grape? Not grapefull I didn't say Orange? What do you get when you are coming through The Wheels On The Bus and AThunderstorm? The power supply is turned on and off, On and Off, On and Off!The power supply is turned on and Off, The Whole House! How did the gymnast in the spring of their hands? She did a handspring! Knock Knock! Who's there? Bag! Bag Of Who? Knock Knock! Who's there? Old! Of Age To Whom? Knock Knock! Who's there? Hag! Hag That? Knock Knock! Who's there? Bag! Bag Of Who? Knock Knock! Who's there? Twenty! Twenty-Who? YOU ARE A FAT BAG OF TWENTY OLD WITCHES! What do you get when you come across the graying hair, and a bag? A Bag Of OfAn Old Witch! Knock Knock! Who's there? The answer! Response From Who? IF YOU HAVE ANTS IN YOUR PANTS ABOUT SOMETHING SHE ASKED, HEAD ONDOWN TO WIKI ANSWERS!! Question: What is a pirate's favorite letter? Response who (most likely I'm going to say this): Arr (meaning r) YOUR REPLY: Ah, you think it's the r, but it's really the c(referring to the sea)! a person entered into an office kitchen one morning and find a newblonde girl painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat andnice denim jacket. thinking this was a littlie strange, he askedher why she was wearing in place of the old clothing or overalls.She showed him the instructions on the tin, "for best results. put on two coats" a blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told me that it was 4:45.the blonde with a confused look on his face replied, "you know itswierd, I've been asking tht question all day and I always get adifferent answer to" how do you confuse a blonde girl? put her in a round room and tellher to go sit in the corner. blonde - " what does IDK mean "? brunnette- "I don't know" blonde - "OMG no one knows!!" there was a blonde, brunnette, and a redhead in a third grade class. what is the most cute?............................. the blondebecause shes 18.


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